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Here is a description of all of the characters, complete with a picture for each.
JAMES (played by James)
James is a thirteen year old schoolboy and one of Bryn's best friends. He finds the fact that some people believe in aliens hilarious and laughs for hours at a UFO consipricy DVD. He's not the one laughing when he is shortly abducted and cloned by an alien. Now that's irony!
BRYN (played by Bryn)
(It's pronounced 'Brin') Bryn is friendly with both James and Andy, and finds the idea of aliens ridiculous and stupid. When James and Andy buy him a UFO DVD for his birthday, it bores him to a deep sleep, causing him to miss James' alien abduction. Typical.
ANDY (played by Andy)
Andy is the last of the three main schoolboys and Bryn and James' closest ally. He is exceedingly good at getting drunk on coke. Towards the end of the film, he improvises and manages to pull off a speech that could decide the fate of the world.
QUAZGAA (played by Bill)
Quazgaa La Zoo Dot Delta Fussballkopf Seventeen is a mysterious alien being that abducts James. His plan is to clone James and experiment on him, placing the clone on Earth as a replacement for him. The whole thing mucks up a bit. Well actually quite a lot.
JOMES (played by James)
The evil clone of James, intent on taking over the world! He has all the intelligence of his alien creator, he is strong, fast, agile and above all else, determined to be the sole ruler of the Earth. His defences - bulletproof power armour. His weaponary - twin laser blasters.
ALI N. GREY (played by Louis (pronounced Loo-ee))
Agent Ali. N. Grey works for a 'higher authority' and is summoned to Bryn's house after Andy calls him. He is especially good with guns, knows lots about alien abduction, and can talk for ages without taking a breath.
HUGH EFFO (played by Robbie)
General Hugh Effo the overall head of Area 51, a secret military instillation in the Nevada Desert in America. His life is devoted to his work - researching alien technology, biology and weaponary.
THE CAMMO DUDES (played by Bill)
The Cammo Dudes (Camoflauge Dudes) are a mute species of being that work at Area 51. There are about 1000 of them in total. Nobody knows why they all look identical. They are good all round scientists, soldiers and researchers.
